Phantom Dog Shitter
// January 21st, 2010 // 2 Comments » // Will
You know what pisses me off? People who let their dog shit in my front yard and don’t clean it up. Why? What gives you the right to let your Great Dane drop deuce in my yard and not pick it up. I don’t care that he uses my lawn as a fucking toilet, but seriously, how would you like it if I went to your house and strait up devastated the toilet and didn’t flush?! You wouldn’t like that one bit now would you? Do yourself a favor, go to the pet store and get shit-picker-upper bags and CLEAN UP AFTER YOU DAMN DOG!!!! I swear, if I catch you not cleaning that shit up again, I will follow you home, collect my dog’s shit droppings for the next month, and pepper your lawn with TONS of turds just to see how you like it! My lawn in not the community toilet!! Bitch, you piss me off!
